Friday, March 19, 2010

Kitchen patrol

One of the very best things about working at Google is the food. Seriously, the food. I've eaten foie gras at Google. The freshest sushi. Handmade tortillas. Lobster. The culinary team is amazing, and they turn out delicious, healthy, organic food - different dishes - every single workday.

Today, I was lucky enough to be Google Kirkland's first guest chef. "Chef" is a bit of an exaggeration, but I got to make a kajillion tamales, spend a couple of hours at the service station. I arrived at 7:30, left at around 1:30. Now I think of it, I didn't have any break at all, and I didn't even notice. It was fantastic. (And the team were all very patient with the n00b under their feet.)



Here's today's menu.  I was working on the Action Station: lots of small plates, put together continuously. I'm going to be making tamales this weekend for sure.

OM NOM NOM

Herb and Shallot Salmon Burger on Grilled Baguette with a Light Fennel Slaw and Dill Mustard Dressing Served with Tabbouleh 
Salmon: Salmon, Shallot, Oregano, Basil, Thyme, Red Wine Vinegar, Garlic, Bread Crumb. Slaw: Fennel, Garlic, Lemon Juice, Carrot, Red Onion, Parsley, Salt, Pepper, Garlic, Orange Juice, Oil, Star Anise, White Vinegar, Yellow Mustard, Champagne Vinegar, Dill, Oil, Salt, Pepper, Cous Cous, Tomato, Green Onion, Cucumber, Parsley, Mint, Cumin, Lemon Juice, Oil


ACTION STATION

*Local Rhubarb, Caramelized Onion, and Goat Cheese Tart Topped with Balsamic Blackberry Glaze and Sautéed Spinach. 
Rhubarb, Caramelized Onion, Goat Cheese, Heavy Cream, Egg, Basil, Salt, Pepper, Garlic, Flour, Blackberry, Balsamic, Sugar, Spinach

**Local Potato Risotto with Soy Milk, Grilled Artichokes and Fennel 
Russet Potato, Onion, Garlic, White Wine, Cayenne Pepper, Veg Stock, Soy Milk, Artichoke Hearts, Salt, Pepper, Fennel

*Smoked Tomato Cake with California Asparagus Escabeche 
Smoked Tomato, Onion, Celery, Rice, Sugar, Bread Crumb, Egg, Garlic, Salt, Pepper, Cumin, Paprika, Rosemary, Asparagus, Red Chili Pepper, Sherry, Apple Cider Vinegar, Salt, Pepper, Garlic

**Indian Eggplant Curry Soup Shooter with Garbanzo Pico 
Eggplant, Coconut Milk, Onion, Ginger, Garlic, Lemon Grass, Veg Stock, Apple, Curry Powder, Cumin, Coriander, Red Pepper, Cinnamon, Dijon, White Balsamic, Cilantro. Pico: Garbanzo Bean, Tomato, Red Onion, Thai Chilies, Cilantro, Lime Juice

*Five Spice Tofu Stuffed Asian Tamale Topped with Julienne Vegetable Slaw and Sirachi Sour Cream 
Five Spice, Tofu, Salt, Pepper, Garlic, Tamari, Chili Garlic Sauce, Veg Stock, Ginger, Lime Juice, Masa, Shortening. Slaw: Cabbage, Squash, Zucchini, Red Onion, Carrot, Cherry Tomato, Red Wine Vinegar, Cilantro, Oil, Garlic, Tamari, Sour Cream, Sirachi, Lime Juice


PIZZA

Pepperoni Pizza 
Pepperoni, Flour, Sea Salt, Yeast, Tomatoes, Fresh Herbs, Sugar, Mozzarella, Olive Oil


MEDITERRANEAN

**Super Veggie Explosion Stromboli 
Marinated Artichokes, Mushrooms, White Wine, Eggplant, Carrots, Beets, Poblanos, Marinara Sauce

Roasted Garlic and Sage Ground Chicken and Tomato Stromboli 
Roasted Garlic, Sage, Salt, Pepper, Chicken, Tomato, Mozzarella, Tomato Sauce

*Thick Cheese Bread Pizza 
Flour, Yeast, Olive Oil, Cheese


VEGETARIAN & VEGAN

**Pan Crisped Seitan, Grilled Oyster Mushrooms, Red Quinoa Cake with Red Wine Jus 
Wheat Protein, Vegan Worchestershire, Onion, Garlic, Thyme, Olive Oil, Oyster Mushrooms, Sea Salt, Pepper, Garlic, Quinoa, Flour, Maple Syrup, Baking Powder, Sea Salt, Soymilk, Red Wine, Vegetable Stock,


SOUPS

*Corn and Potato Chowder 
Milk, Heavy Cream, Mire Poix, Garlic, Tabasco, Corn, Potatoes, Thyme, Champagne Vinegar, Fresh Herbs

Italian Meatball and Tomato Soup 
Tomatoes, Mire Poix, Garlic, Chicken Stock, Crushed Red Pepper, Fresh Herbs, Beef, Breadcrumb, Sea Salt, Pepper


HEALTHY STATION

**Garden of Sauteed Vegetables 

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Dublin taxi driver joke




Brian Cowen, the Irish taoiseach (prime minister) calls up Barack Obama to declare war.

"Fine," says Obama.
"Hang on," says Cowen, "how many aircraft carriers do you have?"
"About fifty," says Obama.
"Jaysis. Listen, I'll call you back in an hour."

An hour later ...
Cowen: "The war's still on. But hang on, how many fighter jets do you have?"
Obama: "Um, maybe three hundred."
Cowen: "Oh. Hang on, I'll call you back in an hour."

An hour later:
Obama: "So are you phoning to call off the war?"
Cowen: "Not at all, not at all. The war's still on. But hang on - how many soldiers do you have?"
Obama thinks a bit. "I believe about 600,000."
Silence.
Cowen: "War's off. We've nowhere to put the prisoners."

Monday, December 7, 2009

In which I audition for (and win!) the role of Quasimodo

I've been feeling under the weather for a few weeks now - nothing serious, just a sense of general unwellness and the occasional cough. On Wednesday I saw the doctor at work who told me I had a low-grade virus I could expect to hang around for a couple of weeks, but I should be fine to be in the office as long as I wasn't coughing or sneezing too much.

Thursday I had an unfamiliar backache - bad enough to make me gasp when I stood up from a chair - but I put it down to having skipped yoga due to my colds (please, people, stay home when you're sick!) But around 3:30ish I started coughing and I picked up to go home and work from there. However, I'd agreed to meet a friend at Trader Joe's so I bundled up.

Trundling down the aisle I felt a cough come on, so I leaned forward to cover my mouth with my elbow, and then lightning struck, a kind of pain I have never felt before. I couldn't move. Here's what I looked like (thanks, Tracy, for taking the picture):


Well, long story short, I thought I was going to pass out, Phil came to pick me up (I could only walk completely bent over), we went to the ER, by 2AM we were home after ultrasound, an MRI, and sundry unpleasantnesses confirmed a herniated disk.

Be careful of your back, kids!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Getting rid of DVDs



photo.jpg, originally uploaded by Ríona.
Why the hell did we own a copy of Hitch? What possessed us to pay good money for the disk of Mona Lisa Smile?

They're not terrible movies, but they're not really movies you'd watch over and over again. These are definitively rentals.

Today we finally got rid of all our DVDs, with a few exceptions: we kept The Wire, Lord Of The Rings, The Sopranos, Buffy, and a couple of other things. For everything else, we'll stick to iTunes or Hulu.

That pile you see in front is our remaining DVD collection, without the boxes. The bag contains all the packaging.

DVD packaging, especially boxed sets, is a disgrace. But getting rid of it reduces a collection to a very manageable size.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Yesterday's lunch


Clockwise, from top:
  • Roasted oyster mushrooms with onions and sage
  • Butter-poached scallops on celeriac puree with meyer lemon nage and lemon confit
  • Parmentier of oxtail with mushroom duxelles and quail egg
I love working here.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving!

Atheists are not ungrateful. Most of us are deeply aware of our good fortune, including the astronomical good luck to have been born at all. Our gratitude just doesn't go to God. It mostly goes to other people: people who have made life better, for us and everyone else. Pass it on: if we say it enough times to enough people, it may get across. And happy Thanksgiving!

via Greta Christina's Atheist meme of the day

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

What I'm grateful for

  • Phil. Happy birthday! I love you.
  • Our jobs. I feel especially fortunate for this past year at a company that really looks after its employees and that continues to be a fun, exciting place to work.
  • Our home. We went through hell remodeling (nine months in a horrible motel), but now it's everything we could want. Look what we saw this morning! (I'm also kind of grateful that they knocked down the trees in front of this window. Do not judge me.)


  • Family and friends.
  • Our neighbors.
  • Our health.
  • Yoga.
  • My Kindle.
  • Facebook. Seriously. This last year I've felt more connected to people than ever. I've talked to friends and relatives I haven't met in years. Decades. It has enriched my life, even as it's impoverished my free time.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Thank you to Alaska!

I griped about Alaska yesterday, but today I want to sing their praises. I landed at the northern gates, and by the time I had taken the train to the main terminal, I realized I'd left my wallet in the magazine holders on the back of the seat in front.

I'm an awful eejit.

The guy running the desk at baggage claims made some calls and confirmed it was found. To claim it, I'd need to get a security pass and go to the D7 gate.

I headed up to ticketing to explain. The very nice guys behind the desk said sure, you can have a security pass, but we'll need to see ID.

"Um, my ID is in my wallet. I'm an awful eejit, you see."




No problem! The guy went off to the gate to get it for me, and brought it back. It was so nice of everybody, especially given that it was a night shift and they were tired.

Thank you!