from: co-worker
to: VP
cc: us
date: Wed, Apr 23, 2008 at 6:59 PM
subject: Can I have a pony?
All my life, I've wanted a pony. Since early childhood, walking in the hills among the oak trees of southern California, I noticed others riding ponies and thought how wonderful it must be to have a pony, to sit astride such a delightful animal, reins in hand, and travel where I chose. As I grew older, many of my friends got ponies and offered me a ride, but I always refused, knowing that some day, I'd have my own.
I am still waiting for that day, Shiva, and just noticed that requests for pets must be approved by you.
Shiva, may I have a pony?
Thank you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, these manes don't brush themselves.
1 comments:
But Rousseau was WRONG RĂona - you just think it's a blank slate but it's hard wired to manipulate you into taking care of its mane!
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