A dog's life in Sayulita

Sayulita is a good place to be a dog. You can spend the day hanging on the beach and the street with your dog buddies, chasing birds and splashing in the surf. Plus, you get to keep your testicles.

Ever see a dog so ugly it's cute? Today on the beach, I saw a guy walking along with a weird, ragtag little bitch who was so adorable, so completely lovable, that I pointed at her and smiled at her owner and dragged the word for "dog" out of my brain, only instead of Spanish I picked the Irish language word, madra, and so I pointed at this ugly horrible little dog and grinned at her owner, and said to him: "Your mom." [tu madre?]