Ten things I have believed to be true

• Point Break is a place.
  
• If I persist in refusing to have my hair treated despite repeated outbreaks in our two-room school, the lice will crawl up inside me and eat me from the inside out.
  
• The name "Kim Jong Il" is pronounced "Kim Jong the Second".
  
• I will have repaired an item of clothing taking up room in my closet.
• Said item will come back into style.
• When said item comes back into style, I will be thin enough to wear it.
• Day spas and salons are a pleasurable indulgence, instead of extremely boring (with the notable exception of the Olympus Spa, which I love). Also, bubblebaths.
• I will cook more and better if I buy this fancy doohickey.
• Los Angeles is less cool and interesting than Manhattan.
• If I shift more than one gear, my car engine will explode.
  

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