- Probably only ten minutes left. Twelve? Fifteen, tops.
- [During a body wrap] What if there's a fire?
- I hope I don't need to pee.
- Is she laughing at my white girl kanji tat?
- What's with the music?
- That lunch was a mistake.
- Oh god, I drooled.
Monday, May 30, 2011
Seven Thoughts I Have During A Massage That Completely Undermine My Experience Of That Massage
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Sometimes I want to ask questions like "Do people ever fart on your table?" and "Is it weird to have to work on guys with hairy backs?" and then I have the image of hairy guys farting in my head for the rest of the massage. :-P
This is very funny. It is really a challenge to keep your mind empty while on a massage. The more you force yourself to relax and think of nothing, the more these things come to you.
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